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LORD HENDERSON OF THIS ILK

The Dame is well-connected in the highest echelons of British society. When her Louis Quinze-style phone tinkles, it is often a top member of the Establishment picking her brains about preferments.

She was thrilled the other day to receive a call from a toff in the PM’s office. He told the Dame that Mr Henderson is likely to be ennobled for faultless public service.

There will be much gnashing of teeth from the commies in the north of the borough, but as the adage goes...”cream rises to the top”

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12 responses to “LORD HENDERSON OF THIS ILK”

  1. Emma Dent Coad Avatar
    Emma Dent Coad

    Well done, Ian, long overdue; welcome

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  2. Cllr K Ali Avatar
    Cllr K Ali

    Lord Henderson, I am very pleased for you and no hard feelings about me trying to shaft you all the time. As you know, I have a very good sauce brand. Would it be a bit of a sauce to see if you can persuade the HoL catering committee to stock the sauce? Obviously, there will be something in it for you!
    PS I brought back some secret spices from my trip home(yes, Somalia is home)

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  3. Cllr C. Simmons Avatar
    Cllr C. Simmons

    Bloody Hell, I am posh but what Henderson doing in the Lords? He is not ‘one of us”

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  4. Any Dream will do by Jason Donovan Avatar
    Any Dream will do by Jason Donovan

    What a good idea, give Ian Henderson a peerage. Viscount Henderson of Hornton Street in the Royal Borough of Kensington has a touch of classiness about it.

    Joseph and the Amazing Technicolour Dreamcoat

    Emma would find it so obscene,
    She would turn a socialist shade of green,
    She would be the most envious person in the district,
    A peerage would really take the biscuit,
    She would be red and green, crimson and mint,
    Scarlet and emerald, maroon and sage
    Ruby and olive, chartreuse and wine……

    🎵Any dream will do.

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  5. Just 'Sir' Merrick Cockell Avatar
    Just ‘Sir’ Merrick Cockell

    Unbelievable…he gets to go to the Lords whilst I just get a miserable K. Life is so unfair

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  6. Volpone Avatar
    Volpone

    I was passing St Marks Grove just now and could hear screaming and shouting coming from one of the properties. Are these things related ?

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  7. Creme de la creme Avatar
    Creme de la creme

    Dear Dame,

    Cream does indeed to rise to the top

    ………….and, the dregs sink to the bottom.

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    1. Isaac Newbegin Avatar
      Isaac Newbegin

      Would you care to tell us the names of “the dregs” in Kensington and Chelsea?

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  8. Isaac Newbegin Avatar
    Isaac Newbegin

    The dregs? Would care to name “the dregs” in Kensington and Chelsea?

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    1. Residue and Detritus. Avatar
      Residue and Detritus.

      I love that term “the dregs of society.”

      It reminds me of Old Steptoe. He obtained the alcohol optics in his living room by visiting the pubs in the area of Oil Drum Lane where the syphoned off the dregs in the used booze bottles until the had a full bottle of gin, rum and whisky.

      So, now you have a working definition of the term, the “dregs.”

      All that needs to be done is to name the dregs of society in Kensington today?

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  9. Local who cares about decency Avatar
    Local who cares about decency

    Brilliant! Voters in North Ken rejected him so he’ll accept an unelected position instead. He seems the type. Never you mind, people will be in touch with the Lords Appointments Commission to inform them of his past misdemeanours. That will guarantee he is never allowed to set foot in the Lords.

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    1. Don't fret Local who cares about decency. Avatar
      Don’t fret Local who cares about decency.

      Manny Shinwell, the Socialist, set foot in the Lords and he had done time in Calton Prison for intimidating scabs in Glasgow during a strike.

      Lord Archer was only suspended for five years after he was done for perverting the course of justice.

      Ian is the Saint of Social Housing. He will get in.

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