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ELECTIONS SHOULD NOT BE BEAUTY CONTESTS

This Reform’s candidate for Queen’s Gate Ward. Her name is Kezia Noble. She is one of the world’s leading experts on dating. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xry-f-JSPrU.

She is hoping to unseat Sam Mackover, the sitting Conservative councillor. Now, Sam would admit himself that in the looks department, he is no match for Miss Noble. But, are looks really what we want when it comes to running a complex council? The Dame thinks the answer is self-evident.

Mackover is possibly one of the best councillors the Borough has. For Reform to put up Miss Noble is an absolute slap in the face to taxpayers.

The Dame was brought up with Victorian values (she even covers the legs of her Queen Anne furniture to avoid being shocked).

Imagine her horror when she researched Miss Noble’s very saucy background….she advises ‘only fans’ of a certain type of special entertainment to google Miss Noble

2 responses to “ELECTIONS SHOULD NOT BE BEAUTY CONTESTS”

  1. Madame de Cabriole Avatar
    Madame de Cabriole

    Do not worry, my dear Dame. Sam Mackover will knock this one in the little black dress in to cock hats at the ballot box.

    By the way, there is nothing wrong with Queen Anne or even bandy legs but corn beef legs with no stockings or tights are very common and must be avoided at our Town Hall.

  2. Just trying to help Avatar
    Just trying to help

    Could she help Ludo, the Dame’s horrible g nephew find a bird?

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