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JONATHAN SEN IN LOVE WITH THE DAME!

Jonathan

It is rare for the Dame to get plaudits from mysterious readers but when she does she purrs like a Persian or Iranian cat!

Her only wish is that Jonathan could have provided a true email address so she could invite him to one of her fabulously amazing functions where the good and the great assemble to pay homage to the old thing

Jonathan, don’t be a shy boy….send the Dame your address and you receive one of her much sought-after invitations. 

Dear Dame,

I have been a loyal reader of your amazing blog for more years than I ever care to remember.

Never unkind….always balanced; you have been an inspiration to us all.

Never ceasing to fight the good fight against corruption and mean-spiritedness your blog sets the highest standards of civic life.

Yes, bad local political actors may wince as you lay into them but the good un’s always know that you back them to the hilt.

Your pursuit of the villainous Scott Dylan the Villain was a masterpiece of investigative work.

Now he languishes in rat-infested Pentonville soon to be joined by his fellow gang members, Mason and Antrobus.

Dame, this is a Royal Borough and your regal presence amongst us is to be treasured.

Yours adoringly and so gushingly

Jonathan

12 responses to “JONATHAN SEN IN LOVE WITH THE DAME!”

  1. Lady O' Buckle Avatar
    Lady O’ Buckle

    Oh, how charming, dear Dame. How forgiving you are. He looks a bit of a plonker.

  2. Duchess Avatar
    Duchess

    My dear Dame,

    I do hope that Jonathan lets you have his correct contact details. He probably made a typographical error with that email address. I would love to meet him at your next soiree. He is such a nice looking young man.

    Will you be ordering more of that delicious caviar from Fortnum and Mason for your next gathering? I do hope so because I really enjoyed it the last time.

    I love the new decor in your drawing room.

  3. Lord and Lady Grunt-Smythe Avatar
    Lord and Lady Grunt-Smythe

    Dame,
    Those who attack you are usually bad eggs. Long live the dear Dame

  4. Hyacinth Bucket. Avatar
    Hyacinth Bucket.

    My son, Sheridan, tells me that a man, the rigour image of Jonathan, was at the Pimps and Prostitutes fancy dress party that he attended in Belgravia last weekend.

  5. The Lord Cockell of Earls Court Avatar
    The Lord Cockell of Earls Court

    Is it true that young Jonathan is to be your ‘walker’?
    He doesn’t look very manly

  6. Prisoner 2134 Scott Dylan Avatar
    Prisoner 2134 Scott Dylan

    I asked my friend Gareth to write using an alias of Jonathan Sen so there! When I get out I will be loaded

    1. Principal Officer, HMP Pentonville. Avatar
      Principal Officer, HMP Pentonville.

      Don’t worry, Dame,

      I am arranging for Dylan (2134) to be put on a light diet which is 2024’s politically correct version of bread and water.

      The Governor is keen to rehabilitate him. No more cocking a snook with the Courts and no more embezzling.

      1. Pentonville Officer Avatar
        Pentonville Officer

        If Dylan gets slightly stroppy or mildly cocky, he will be down the block quicker than he can say embezzlement.

  7. Harold Kumar Avatar
    Harold Kumar

    Jack Mason and David Antrobus are fugitives of the law and they are still running Stinc & Co taking customer and staff money despite being wanted by the police for custodial sentences. It is insane that any of their businesses are still running.

  8. Chief Warder Avatar
    Chief Warder

    Messrs Mason & Antobus. Your accomodation is prepared

    1. . Avatar
      .

      Pentonville is known for its hospitality. One of His Majesty’s best in country. Five Star luxury for the criminal classes courtesy of those us who work and pay tax.

      1. Mr Howard League Avatar
        Mr Howard League

        I hear they have an ensuite loo with a washbasin in their rooms at the Ville. Nothing is too good for a contemner or an embezzler!

        How Dylan must be pleased that things have moved on since the days of slopping out in Belfast. He must be relieved that it is much better without the smell of piss and shit permeating every wing in the prison.

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