K&C REFORM EMPLOYS SEDUCTION EXPERT

Hot on the heels of the notorious Betty Blue’s endorsement of Reform comes an even bolder manoeuvre: the K&C REFORM branch has recruited seduction expert, Kezia Noble as campaign manager. Yes, really! She has even been featured in the Mail if you click here https://www.dailymail.co.uk/lifestyle/article-4381894/The-FEMALE-pick-artist-teaching-men-seduce-women.html

Kezia will be deploying her unique professional skillset to seduce voters into backing Reform. This, astonishingly, is a first in British politics. The Dame, ever the empiricist, is fascinated to know whether ‘political persuasion by flirtation’ might actually work in staid old Kensington& Chelsea.

There is a website called Fandom, which the Dame—being neither prurient nor reckless—does not recommend to her more delicate readers. Curiosity, after all, has form. Ludo, her vile nephew, pointed it out to her….